Friday, July 13, 2012

Tips for the Romney Campaign

This election season has the makings of an epic battle, but the Romney vs. Obama contest pales in comparison to Pedro's victory over Summer for the high school presidency.  Pedro makes promises that he can keep, and when Napoleon follows his heart, they make a powerful team.  This dynamic duo has a lot to teach us all.

Here are a few gems from Napoleon Dynamite:

-Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.

-Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

-My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.

-Pedro offers you his protection.

Nathan:  Napoleon, give me some of your tots.

...and some noteworthy scenes:

and a personal favorite,

Rumor has it that the creators of Napoleon Dynamite will be speaking somewhere nearby this Sunday.  Any presidential candidate would do well to pay close attention.