Here are a few gems from Napoleon Dynamite:
-Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
-Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
-My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
-Pedro offers you his protection.
: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
...and some noteworthy scenes: