The Funniest Religious Joke of All Time

In case you have not read the funniest religious joke of all time, here it is:

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"

He said, "Nobody loves me." 

I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." 

I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" 

He said, "A Christian." 

I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" 

He said, "Protestant." 

I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" 

He said, "Baptist." 

I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" 

He said, "Northern Baptist." 

I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." 

I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" 

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." 

I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" 

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." 

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

- Emo Phillips