I welcome you to The Good Report, and I thank you for your time and attention. Today, August 30, 2013 is a historic day in the history of the United States of America, and in world history. It is the day that I, John Hancock, submit my candidacy for President of the United States of America in 2016. The reason that this is a historic day is not because I am announcing my candidacy, but because it is the day that the United States of America becomes united once again, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Liberal, Conservative, or Libertarian? Republican, Democrat or Independent? Constitution, Green, or any previous party? None of the above. I am announcing a new political party: The Versatile Party.
Unity and Justice. The vision of the Versatile Party is to form a more perfect union, to establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity.
Truth and Integrity. The political philosophy of the Versatile Party is to preserve and promote freedom of conscience and religion; to protect the inalienable rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, and to defend virtue and integrity. In a word, the political philosophy of the Versatile Party is truth.
The planks in the political platform of the Versatile Party are simple, and relate directly to the vision and the political philosophy of the Versatile Party, namely: We stand for unity, justice, truth, integrity, liberty, freedom, and virtue.
God bless the United States of America!